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Every tee is a word of the day. Every word has a little bitch in it.

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Word of the day

amBITCHous

/am·bitch·us/adjective
1. The desire to become a better bitch.
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BITCHerella T-Shirt

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BITCHerella
noun

I'm a princess and a bitch.

Printed on the back · @dollsonthebrain
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Word of the day: amBITCHous. The desire to become a better bitch.
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Word of the day: amBITCHous. The desire to become a better bitch.amBITCHous
BITCHerella. I'm a princess and a bitch.
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BITCHerella. I'm a princess and a bitch.BITCHerella
BITCHophrenia T-Shirt
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Not today. Girl, bye!BITCHophrenia T-Shirt
BITCHcraft. I cast spells using bitchcraft.
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BITCHcraft. I cast spells using bitchcraft.BITCHcraft
EBITCHiency. Say it with your chest.
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EBITCHiency. Say it with your chest.EBITCHiency
Matthew Keith, founder of Dolls on the Brain, in front of his doll collection
Meet the brain

Hi, I'm Matthew. I have dolls on the brain.

I bought my first Barbie in secret at age 11. At 24, I started photographing dolls and never stopped.
My writing on Barbie has run in the Los Angeles Times, and I’ve presented at the National Barbie Convention three times.
My dolls have lots of attitude and style, and now you can too. Choose the word and apparel that best suits your fabulous life!

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Why dolls trust us

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Printed to order in the USA

No warehouse of leftovers. Your item is printed when you order it.

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Ships in 2 to 5 business days

Printing takes a few days, then it is on its way with tracking.

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Premium soft-cotton apparel

Clothes that hold their shape and their color, wash after wash.

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In their words

What the dolls say

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I wore amBITCHous to brunch and three strangers asked where it was from. Sent them all to the reels.
Barbara
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The word of the day is my morning ritual. Owning the tee felt like joining the club.
Jennifer
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Soft, fits like a real tee, and the pink print has not faded one bit.
Jessica

Good questions

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How do the tees fit?

They are a classic retail unisex fit on premium soft cotton. If you like a relaxed look, stay with your usual size. If you prefer it fitted, go one size down. Full measurements are on every product page.

When will my order arrive?

Every tee is printed to order in the USA. Printing takes 2 to 5 business days, then shipping takes 2 to 5 more. You get a tracking link the moment it leaves.

Can I return or exchange a tee?

Because each tee is printed just for you, we cannot accept returns for a change of mind. If anything arrives damaged or misprinted, send a photo within 30 days and we will replace it, no questions asked.

How do I wash it so the pink stays pink?

Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low or hang. Never iron directly on the print.

How do I get featured on the reel wall?

Wear it, post it, and tag @dollsonthebrain. We pick new dolls for the wall every week.